"While I'm back East, what say I shoot into Minneapolis for the Minnesota/Ohio State game?" I stupidly said back in August.
"Are you high?" Dirt sagely replied. "It will be 10 degrees."
"You pussy. C'mon, it'll be fun," I stupidly replied.
"Pass," Kiki smartly replied.
As I pack for tomorrow's outdoor game, I just checked the weather.
Please tell every woman who ever rejected me that my last words were of her.