| Idiocy | Cost |
| Saturday Took dogs to park. Lost my wallet somewhere between the car and the gate. I have no driver's license, no insurance card, no credit card, no cash until Monday. |
-$350 cash -$75 for replacement parking pass -$20 for replacement driver's license |
| Sunday Dropped iPad on concrete, shattering it beyond repair. |
-$850 |
| Sunday Lost prescription sunglasses during walk home from Steelers debacle. |
-$360 |
| Monday morning Creditless, went to bank and got $1000 cash. Promptly lost money clip. |
-$1000 cash -$250 money clip |
| Monday morning Go to Lenscrafters to get new sunglasses. Between Lenscrafters and home, promptly lose my regular glasses. |
-$420 |
| Monday afternoon Stupidly change DNS settings on critical business server that I usually manage from a networked machine, then realize that I have no compatible monitor within 2200 miles. Hello, Amazon Prime. |
-$140 new monitor -$12 cable -$5.99 for overnight shipping |
| Monday night Found money clip in crevice of car. Holy fucking hell on a stick. Time to buy 1,250 lottery tickets. |
+$1250 |
| Total cost of stupidity vortex | $1812.99 plus all remaining self-respect |