My dog Fredo ran full speed into a bench the other day. It was my fault. I'd waited too long to get the dogs groomed, and his bangs were completely obscuring his eyes.
That said, I seldom run full speed when can't see. I'm just sayin.'
I got the dogs groomed, and now four creepy, unblinking, clearly discernible doll eyes stare at me when I work. Later that day, Fredo ran full speed into the same park bench.