My doctor graced our 4pm appointment with his presence at 4:51 pm, pushing me into rush-hour traffic and making it impossible for me to keep my next appointment. I was in a fine mood.
Foregoing the apology, he went through the usual questions. "How much are you exercising?" he asked, bored.
"I do the treadmill five days a week for 45 minutes, and weights the other two days."
"I'd like to see you increase the weights," he grumbled.
"Yeah, well, you can suck it."
Anyone know a good primary care physician?