I recently crossed paths online with a woman whose work I greatly admire. I did her a favor, and in thanks, she apparently wants to send me a garment.
"What size shirt do you wear?" she asked.
At this point, I should mention that I consider this person to be one of the most staggeringly attractive women in the world.
This is a test of one's character, I thought. Will you be honest and tell her Extra Extra Blimpy, or—
"Medium."
Edit
Offers Allie: "You should have added Extra large in the biceps."