Google Images has changed the way I photograph vacations. Why would I take a crappy photo of the Capitol building when I know there are superior, 12MB wallpapers of the exact same shot available? So instead, I snapped the weird stuff.
At Ford's Theatre, I couldn't decide which was more tasteful: the Hard Rock Cafe next door, or Lincoln's Waffle Shop across the street. C'mon, people, at least throw us a Shoppe.
You can tell it's Chinatown because of the ancient Shang dynasty Panera.
In Gettysburg, I discovered that Lincoln was wrong. We can dedicate, consecrate, hallow this ground.
Apparently one DC architect had heard about the fudge.
Historical irony, defined.
And finally, from Primanti's restaurant in Pittsburgh comes the Ben Roethlisberger Memorial.
