x and xi supreme moments in whiteness awards

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"My God," I thought in 1985 when I first saw the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle. "I am witnessing a bona fide miracle: something worse than actual rap music."

"My God," I thought this morning when I first saw the Super Broker Shuffle. "I am witnessing a bona fide miracle: something worse than the original Super Bowl Shuffle."

With all due respect to Tom Cruise's dancing, this may well be the whitest thing I have ever seen.