Bad day? Beat this.
I ended a long, miserably long day of work by soberly cleaning up my desk. I placed my lunch plate in the kitchen sink. I was hosing off some crumbs when the braided hose snapped, causing a torrent of ice-cold water to rape every orifice in my face. Eyes stinging, I watched the severed hose shoot snake-like down the faucet stem and into the cabinet below, which it promptly filled with water.