girl math

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I've been listening with interest, and admittedly a little self-interest, to the travails of fair Susan as her crap marriage circles life's toilet bowl.

Along the way, I'm learning more about her, and there's definitely a point of diminishing returns on learning things about people. Learning about people is never good for attraction. As a person morphs from unattainable ideal into a real person, that person invariably becomes less appealing to me. I've mentally added about forty pounds to Susan. And back hair.

"She's into CrossFit." +2 pounds

"Actually, she teaches CrossFit now." +8 pounds

"She's really into walking. She walks everywhere." +30 pounds of hairy neck goiters