I'm accustomed to getting packages from Amazon that I don't remember ordering. This is because when I awaken at night wanting, say, cashews, I groggily grab my iPad and order an 80 gallon drum of them.
When the girls next door recently had a party, their guests woke me up all night. I couldn't find any earplugs. I tried my best to sleep, but I kept being awakened by shrill hooting.
Two days later, I received 200 earplugs. Nay, 200 pair of earplugs.
And an hour after that, I received 200 more.
