settlings

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I was trying to type "settings" last night, and "settlings" came out of my fingertips instead. What a fantastic new word.

I'd like to have a crackerjack staff some day instead of all these settlings with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Sure, some days I like the idea of being married, but then I look at my friends and their settlings...and the feeling goes away.

How have I lived without this word?