lo, i am awash in dog poop metaphoria

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I recently, far too recently, became aware that some folks make a living scooping dog crap. "Where have you been all my life?" I will say, forking over money that could not possibly have been better spent.

"What do you still DO?" asks Flo.

Hiring Dogcrap Guy has been an exercise in pun parsing.

Pooper Trooper
Poopbusters
Peek a Poo
Poo Butler
Poopie Pickers
Doo Care

the execrable Poopless in Seattle
and my favorite, in a walk: Doody Free Seattle