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I've avoided commenting on the bizarre fake-dead-girlfriend story. Everything that could be said, has been, breathlessly, 17 times per hour on 4000 TV channels. I have but two things to add:

  • I thought to register fakedeadgirlfriend.com mere hours after someone else did.
  • Our silly obsession with this story is proof that the terrorists have lost.
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