It started with an intellectual exercise. "Who would you rather have license to kill?" I asked myself. "People who text in movie theatres or the douchetards who respond to complaints about texting by declaring 'Texting doesn't bother anyone.'"
To my surprise, it was the latter. In a walk.
Rude + stupid > rude
The problem with thinking about offing assholes is, frankly, stopping thinking about it. I might do some sort of field-of 32 tournament.
As I write this, three 22ish girls are cleaning my house. "Survey question," I just said. "Allowing that we're all guilty of doing it, is texting in a movie theatre rude or not?"
"Well, it is if you're on a date," said the smarter of the three.