A bunch of us were eating sushi in San Jose last week. My buddy mentioned my retirement fantasy of getting a condo within walking distance of Heinz Field.
"You want to retire to downtown Pittsburgh?" the big boss asked incredulously.
I shrugged. "Walking to Steelers and Penguins games and even Pirates games? Sounds like a pleasant way to run out the clock to me."
There was a silence. Then Andy piped up. "That is simultaneously the saddest and coolest thing I've ever heard."