worst dance song

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Some friends met on a dance floor at a college party. "It was Cisco Kid by War," she observes. "Have you ever tried to dance to that freaking song? It's a seriously awkward way to meet your future husband." She then pantomimed walking across ice while having a seizure after six Valium.

This got me thinkin.'

What's the worst dance song ever? I know my nominee, but I'll see if you all can beat it.