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October 4, 2011

there's yer problem

I've been staring at this space for a while now, trying in vain to think of something to write. Then it hit me: I have nothing to complain about because I haven't left the house since last week.

Oh wait. I forgot my new washing machine. It's a state-of-the-art energy saver that automatically controls water level and temperature. Those of us combating mysterious allergens really don't want said allergens misted in comfortably lukewarm water, but that's exactly the treatment they get from this $1000 dust mite spa. So I am now embarking to Home Depot to replace it with a 1970s-style washing machine that, god willing, actually immerses fabric in hot soapy water.

And surely, a trip to Home Depot will give me at least a week's worth of posts. Look what I do for you people.

posted by john at 12:29 PM  â€¢  permalink