"Here," Mike said. "I thought you might be interested in this class." And thus did he send me a link to the workshop She Said, He Heard - A Man's Guide to Dealing with Women.
I can just imagine the course's content.
What I say: "I'm going drinking with Bob tonight."
What girlfriend hears: "You're fat and my wingman and I are going to try to hook up."
Reality: I'm drinking with Bob
What girlfriend says: "I'm going drinking with Gail tonight"
What I hear: "__________________"
What I hear if Gail is hot: "________Gail_____"
Reality: Girlfriend is fucking Bob.
Not that I'm still bitter.