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April 1, 2011
next week: moron taxonomy
All right, kids. I'm going to devote next week to assembling a long-planned uberpost. I'm going to undertake classifying the different species of morons. The end goal? Being able to tell someone "You're a Class 12 moron" and send them a link.
So here's your homework. This weekend, start thinking about the different classes of morons. Surely you're related to a few. Start with them. I'll get this party started with an old Stank favorite.
"Earther" stands for "Flat-Earther." This feature helps us place each moron class in a historical context.
Class 1 Moron
(Manglus insultus)
This web denizen misspells his insults of others' intelligence. He is characterized by a blissful lack of understanding of why this is utterly hilarious. He responds to gales of mocking laughter by deriding it as coming from "grammer police."
Flat-Earther: "Columbus, your a stupid looser."
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