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March 30, 2011

phillip gets a laptop

I had to read a lot of discussion boards today. How is it possible that the same guy is on all of them? Whether it's version control software or American Idol, there this preening douchebag is, wasting our time and electricity. Oh sure, he goes by different names. But I know it's him. I call him "Phillip," so I can blame him for having invented the wrong-kind-of-screwdriver, too.

Q: I need a TFS client that doesn't require that I install Visual Studio. Anyone have any recommendations?

Phillip: Why don't you want to install Visual Studio?

Q: I missed the end of Idol again because it ran long and my DVR cut it off. What happened?

Phillip: Why don't you watch live? That's what I do.

With respect, Phillip, you need to seriously shut the fuck up. Have you considered having an unexpressed thought?

posted by john at 09:38 AM  •  permalink