I'm taking nominations.
Anyone who has ever posted a question on a web forum knows my guy: the Thread Stillbirther. You'll ask something simple like "Is anyone else having a problem with their DVR recording more episodes than the maximum you set?"
Before someone can answer, he takes the time to pronounce your question unworthy of his time.
"Why do you set a maximum? I don't."
So you explain that you have no need for SportsCenter from yesterday or last week or last month. You just want today's news, thanks.
"Just let your DVR fill up. That's what I do."
I don't want to. I don't want it deleting Simpsons in order to keep a SportsCenter from mid-December. Is there anyone else out there?
"Don't be snippy. I just don't understand why you're such a retard instead of being exactly like me," he replies, more or less.
I want the feature to do what it says it will do.
"Why?"
That's the point at which I flee. Watching SportsCenter from Christmas Eve suddenly isn't sounding like such a stupid use of my time after all.