rape's silver lining

Fifteen years ago, there was no upside to losing the Super Bowl. Not so this year! I'd like to thank Ben's wang for giving me a cheerful alternate view. No, the Steelers didn't win. But on the other hand, Ben lost.

So I've got that going for me.

Congratulations to the Packers, the most likable franchise and fans in all of sports. You made the plays, and you didn't beat yourselves.

And now for my long offseason of punishment. Oh, how I already hate those "Green Bay! Your team just won the Super Bowl!" Sports Illustrated ads