thank you email, translated

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From: John
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:54 AM
Subject: eats, shoots and leaves

Thank you!
That seems like something normal people might say.

I've heard so many good things about this book,
From the three people who have already given it to me

but I've never read it.
Despite ample opportunity. Guess why?

Fantastic.
Now I know how my mom felt about feigning enthusiasm for all those ashtrays.

I'll pour over it over the holidays
Specifically, I'll put a glass on top of the book and pour myself a Long Island Iced Tea.

and let you know what I think!
I'll paste a glowing Amazon review into email. As a courtesy, I'll correct the spelling.