I'd previously thought there was exactly one reason to oppose gay rights: if gays can adopt children, there go the rest of my friends.
I stand corrected.
How annoying is this sentence, lifted from my car insurance statement?
When used in this policy or in any endorsement attached to this policy, the word "spouse" has been replaced with "spouse or party to a registered domestic partnership considered valid under the laws of the state shown in our policy records as your state of residence."
Me: "You fucking drama queens. Having half-rights wasn't good enough for you? Now you have to go and make me parse that crap?"
Mike: "I'm sorry for existing."
Me (wiping tear): "I've waited so long for someone to say that to me."