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June 29, 2010
rimshot
So when you call your sibling for the first time in six years, try this ice-breaker:
"What's it been, six years?" he asked.
"Yeah. When Dad died. We haven't had a third parent croak, so that seems about right."
"Ha ha. So, man, how are you?"
"Well, funny you should ask. I need a kidney."
[exquisite silence]
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