Allie asked what it was like to see Fucking Amy for the first time in 15, count 'em, 15 years.
Meh.
"What did she look like?"
"She looked like she was 15 years older and had crapped out a couple of kids."
"My god, I hate that phrase. It's so vile."
"Okay, fine," I sighed. "She crapped a couple of little miracles."