rx for the dumpers

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About Monday's post, a few readers observed a variation on "And yet women complain that they just can't find any nice guys out there."

In fairness, I haven't heard her say this. Possibly because she doesn't feel that way, possibly because she fears I would pimp-slap her.

But I can say this: the two women who've dumped me used the exact same sentence in their closing words. Word for word. Women, if you really want to mind-fuck a guy but good, here's a tip. On your way to the bars next to the state penitentiary, lay this one on him: "Thank you for treating me so wonderfully."