i believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. i believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows! i believe for everyone who goes astray, someone will come to show the way! i believe, I believe!

Ozzie Guillen now has a Twitter account.

Ozzie. Freakin'. Guillen. Unhandled, unfiltered, unspellchecked. For the first time in my life, I 1) believe in God and 2) say the following without a trace of sarcasm: I can't wait for baseball season to start.