January 2010 Archives
- creepiness
- these are definitely not my bananas
- what are my strengths and weaknesses? why do you assume they're different things?
- who dat?
- what the kids have taught me
- i don't wanna miss a thing
- long painful boring death
- these boots
- it's not homophobia; it's more like heteroassholia
- i'd like to be hurt. i'd like to be offended. i just can't be anything but amused.
- child, please
- i cried because an eagle crapped in my hot-tub until i met a man who...well, let's just say he dodged a different kind of eagle crap altogether
- it all started with superman's wang
- some people would say their hot tub is half-full of eagle crap, while others...
- i often suspected as much
- time off