dances with smurfs

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"More demo than drama."

"It's the human characters who enter the uncanny valley."

"Imagine getting to ride a super-cool ride, the best roller coaster ever, but only after you go to an interminable timeshare meeting where you've heard every pitch before and know exactly what they'll say two hours before they say it. Avatar is exactly like that."

- Two unknown critics, then me