"YOU FUCKING SUCK!" yelled the 20 year old, at me, in the parking lot. I was wearing a Steelers jersey, he a lovely Bengals frock. He was trying to impress the friends with whom he'd come, I suppose, and he continued to berate me, my team, and my manhood as they followed me into the restaurant.
"C'MON, PUSSY! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! I -"
That's when he saw 250 Steelers fans. End scene.