I saw exactly one pink Steelers jersey when I was in the 'Burgh, which is fairly amazing given that every single citizen seemingly wears Steelers garb on game day.
That pink Jersey, I might add, was worn by a homeless woman, so even she gets some slack from Stank.
"Is it just me," I said to Nelson, "Or is every female from 4 to 94 incredibly good looking when she puts on Steelers garb?"
"I'm pretty sure it's just you."