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May 15, 2009

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"Don't smile," barked the guy taking the photo for my new passport.

"Seriously? There are rules against that now?"

"Yep. The gummint uses facial recognition software, and smiling messes it up." Then he softened. "You can smile a little. Like a half smile."

And this, my friends, is how you look completely baked in your passport photo.

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