My recent efforts to roll back my clock are thwarted now and again. Aging friends just make me remember that, well, I'm aging too. Witness this shopping list at a friend's house:
Yeah, I'm a dead man for publishing that. (Although I'll go to the mat for the principle that refrigerators are public domain.) And might I add, a little more fiber and a little less of item 4 might mitigate the need for items 2 and 3.