Ed: Despised Percy, piddled from fright
Dex: Percy is her favorite person in the world, piddles from joy
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Fearlessly leapt off a 90' cliff
Dex: Afraid to walk through a hole in the wall
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Bit me when I made her dance with me
Dex: Constantly trying to get me to dance
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Stood still while crapping
Dex: Ambles leisurely
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Always managed to avoid running full-speed into the poop scoop
Dex: Gets her whole face in there, then wants kisses
Advantage: Ed
Ed: IQ = unknown
Dex: IQ =(unknown).2
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Never crapped in Cheryl's home
Dex: Crapped all over it, including the walls
Advantage: Dex
Ed: Enjoyed having cigar smoke blown in her face from the hot tub
Dex: Runs off to see Percy while I'm in the hot tub
Advantage: Ed
Ed: Never once invited comments about how I got a dog just like Obama's
Dex: Does
Advantage: Ed