I would be ungrateful if I didn't finish yesterday's story with its happy ending. Mortified by all the "I'm buying plane tickets!" email, Frank Frank's employer decided to make it up to me. They offered me four free box seats to any Seattle Mariners game I wanted. True, it's not like it's Angels box seats, but it's the best one could expect locally. Except for the Tacoma Rainiers and Everett Aquasox, of course.