how to meet chicks

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  1. Buy a Princess Bride poster that's autographed by every member of the film's cast.
  2. Take it to a frame shop and spread it out on the counter.
  3. Wait for every woman between the ages of 10 and 100 within a mile radius to come and tell you about their favorite scenes and/or dialogue. Which they will. Word spreads rapidly.