The press has been falling all over itself this week to report on the silver linings inside our economy's dark cloud.
USA Today reports that joblessness has been a boon to the 2010 census, which has been flooded with applicants!
Newsweek reports that bad guys, too, are falling on hard times and can't pay for weapons!
Hats off to CNN, though, for the most utterly vapid upside of the week.