I would love to do a mock article that fawns over our President-elect, but it's pretty hard to satirize the actual media on that count. I go back and forth over whether the New York Times' "Obama vetting White House dogs" or CNN's "Obama is hot: get used to it" is the more definitive headline of the age.
I hope this stops soon. Or that it lasts four to eight years. Just so long as I don't have to see the fall from grace.