Whenever I'm asked who I'd be gay for, my answer lately has been "Clive Owen." A man's man, he, and talented to boot. A no-brainer.
And then I watched the DVD extras on "Sin City." Included among them is behind-the-scenes footage in which Clive Owen and Benecio del Toro perform take after take of one scene. Before each take, we watch our hero Clive dig for boogers.
Now, perhaps this is simply professionalism. Perhaps Sir Lawrence Olivier himself was in up to his wrist between takes. But one thing's for certain: my heterosexuality is not in imminent danger. The only way Owen could be any less hot is if he actually ate the booger.