Turns out I'm not a fan of college football. President-elect Obama so decreed, in no uncertain terms, on 60 Minutes. Anyone who disagrees with his desire to create a college football playoff is "no serious fan."
Wow, was I ever mistaken. I thought it was my favorite sport. I am chagrined. Dismissed. Humiliated. I'm going to toss all those ticket stubs from the two dozen college football stadiums and two championship games I've visited.
I don't know what I'll do on Saturdays, now. I guess I'll cling to some guns and pray for the price of arugula to drop.