Poof. My life as I knew it is gone.
Trolls, meet Poindexter. Poindexter, don't talk to these people.
She's a 2 month old Portuguese Water Dog. You may now commence the hate mail about how I didn't adopt an unhousebroken Chow/Pitbull hybrid from the pound. I'll route your mail straight to the Psychos folder.
I deliberately didn't crop out the can of Tab so that Stank troll John can have some material.
