Allie was telling me about her new co-worker. I did what I always do during her work stories: I politely, if not convincingly, feigned interest. "Here, I'll send you a picture of her," said Allie strangely.
Ooooookay. She did. The co-worker is really cute.
"She's really cute," I observed.
"Yeah, and she's like twenty-three," Allie replied, satisfied that I'd once again been caught trolling elementary schools.