reality chick

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I was telling my boss, Flo, that a writer whom I've never met (he's in the Middle East) is among the best in our entire org.

"Hagar is super-clean," I observed.

Flo dismissively flicked her knuckles in my direction. "You're only saying that because she's hot," she snorted.

This just got interesting. "He's a she?"

"Yeah, like you didn't know."

"And she's hot?"

Flo glared at me. "Well, I don't think so, but all the guys over there slobber after her. Me, I don't get it. I guess she's hot if—"

Her face wrinkles with genuine disgust.

"—you're into skinny Jewish chicks who look like Natalie Portman."

I didn't dare make eye contact. "Yeah. Guys really hate that."