What. The. Fuck.
Why this limp movie is so universally heralded as the hilarious successor to teen comedies like American Pie, I cannot fathom. It wasn't bad, mind you. It just wasn't very funny. I chuckled twice. I winced a lot more.
It repeatedly reminded me of a humor-writing workshop I once took, where the instructor read our work overnight, then came in the next morning, wincing. He marched without comment to the board. On it, he wrote:
BALLSStill wincing, he turned to us and spoke.
SNOT-ENCRUSTED
PUBIC HAIR
BONER
VIBRATOR
"These words are not, in and of themselves, jokes. Or amusing."
Point made.
I have nothing more to say. I was bored, I thought about leaving with an hour to go, and I wish I had.