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June 28, 2007
alien invasion
It's time for Lynn and Sue's annual visit, which means it's also time for oddsmaking on what criticisms I'll hear.
1:1 The back seat of the Jeep is not fit for human beings.
1:2 I live too far from the airport.
1:1 It's too cold. Clammy, even.
1:4 I'm a horribly lonely man.
1:3 They would really like to go to my wedding someday.
1:2 My house is disgustingly filthy.
1:1 The latter has a lot to do with the former.
1:3 I'd be stupid not to move back to Spokane.
1:3 I'd be stupid to ever leave this place.
1:4 I'm too fat.
1:5 The food I eat is unhealthy.
1:2 What, no filet mignon tonight?
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