When trolls link to my site, it usually includes a face-saving qualification.
"I don't agree with everything he says, but..."
Cowards.
I'm used to that. Esteemed Stank troll Char took it to an elegant new level the other day, however. Since this week is kinda meta anyway, I thought I'd share.
I have been reading John for a few years now. He's so funny and opinionated. He and I used to work in the same organization, but I can't really say I know him. What I can say is that in his blog he takes a no holds barred approach to social commentary. Sometimes he really lets loose with some appalling venom and I sit there with my mouth gaping open. Then, he'll turn around and write something so poignant and tender.Upon reading this, I seriously considered renaming this site "Tender Venom." A fantastic name. If I'm ever a pro wrestler or porn star, I'm going with it. The "appalling" part took me aback—if I thought a notion was appalling, I wouldn't publish it—but a quick survey indicates that I'm in the minority there. So. Um. Thanks.I don't know if others "should" subscribe to his feed. He's not interested in saving the planet and he's not trying to win any "nice" guy awards. He is good for a laugh, he shares pics of whales, and despite his hatred for some of his ex-girlfriends, he seems to really appreciate women.
I will take exception with the part where I'm not interested in saving the world, though. Not every cause can be solar power and freeing Tibet. Someone has got to take out the trash. For as long as rich old white farts (ROWFs) drive 38 in a 55, I will be there, offering to cut up their licenses. For as long as Seahawk fans celebrate their own magnificence, I will be there, offering to cut the price tag off their Starter jerseys. For as long as parents babble about the thrills of table-walking, well, I won't be there. But when other parents try to impose their religious views on that kid through the schools, you'd better believe I'm there. For as long as people lie, mooch, preen, pose, posture, or claim victimhood or greater enlightenment, I will be there, for you, smiting them as best I can.
Just tryin' to save the world, one asshole at a time.