At their Miracle Baby convention last weekend, Dorkass asked Katrina if last week's crack-whore post was for real. Katrina broke out some hand puppets and explained that sadly, yes, the events transpired as written. Dorkass wondered why Katrina—who never, ever lets me write about her—allowed me to publish that story, of all stories.
"I wanted Annette to yell at him," came the reply.