reader mail: anna nicole

Involuntary Stank troll Katrina writes to say that although she agrees everything I said about Anna Nicole Smith being a gold-digging corpse-humper, I let the corpse off easy.

He was an equal partner in slime, and he was in his right mind. He knew exactly what the deal was.
I disagree. He exchanged cash for sex, and he got laid. She exchanged sex for cash, and it's someone else's cash now. Advantage: corpse.

Esteemed Stank troll Sean writes:

I'm wondering whether Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, et al. will be wearing their panties at half mast in tribute...
Wouldn't this require that they first put panties on?