A note to the trolls who voted...
Now you know why Mormons and Me has been sitting in my queue for years. The damned thing is probably the longest post I've ever written.
I have to admit surprise that it was the runaway winner. It got twice the votes of second place. I have no idea why; I'd figured it might even be last.
A special thanks goes to all those who corrected my spelling. After 7+ years of my discovering long-published, horrific misspellings and typos, after 7+ years of wondering why on Earth no one ever tells me about such things, two thousand of you wrote about this one. Thanks.